I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Randomize
