I don't think brook has ever known best
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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