There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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