She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
