STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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