He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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