Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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