Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
