Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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