I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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