I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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