ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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