But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
