I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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