Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
How many fucks given?
0.12846
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Randomize
