I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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