You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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