ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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