I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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