I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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