I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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