i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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