if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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