do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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