Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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