every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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