just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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