One girl and one boy is just not enough.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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