Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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