God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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