Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Randomize
