He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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