Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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