Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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