I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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