There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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