I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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