idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Randomize
