Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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