so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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