you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Send help, water and tortillas.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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