Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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