so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Is it penis luge time yet?
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
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