Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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