Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
