Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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