Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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