who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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