The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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