All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm gonna have a badass scar
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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