So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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